The following are actual signs seen along the road:
- At a Santa Fe gas station: “We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container”
- In a New York Restaurant: “Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager”
- In a Florida maternity ward: “No children allowed”
- In a New York drugstore: “We dispense with accuracy”
- Loan Company office: “Ask about our plans for owning your home”
- Medical building: “Mental Health Prevention Center”
- Convalescent Home: “For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church”
- Military Base: “Restricted to unauthorized personnel”
- Appliance store: “Don’t kill your wife. Let our waking machine do the dirty work”
- Clothing store: “Wonderful margins for men with 16 and 17 necks”